A glitch in the bloodstock matrix as Coolmore throw shade, Mangan messes with my dinner plans and a new master of sales ring satire emerges

Monday, October 14

Did Book 1 really happen or was that all just a mad sales reporting fever dream? Did Anthony Stroud really tell the press a joke? And did Kia Joorabchian really claim to be shy? Or has my mind warped and started playing tricks on me? 

I’d spent the weekend in a darkened room and still wasn’t sure. But my suspicions were confirmed when every other person I spoke to on Monday said words to the effect of, ‘You had plenty to write about last week’.